The Moyles Voodoo Doll Page
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The Moyles Voodo Doll Page
Firstly forget all you thought you knew about voodoo dolls. As l learned whilst studing in Haiti as long as the doll resembles your intended target the spell will be effective. So once you have your watermelon, grape and packet of pipe cleaners you can begin your black arts. (pleas note that althoough his head is arguable the biggest of his limbs this is only a figure of speech)
1)smear the doll with copious amounts of lard This is the base material of our target and therefore essential to absorb the moyles vibes we intend to beam at it.
2)Place the doll on top of Heat magazine Blubber boy is more often than not found numerous times between this glossy bog roll and therefore placong the doll on it will allow it to soak up some of his life force.
3) Let the doll listen to Moyles This is the most dangerous part. I would place the doll in a sound proof room at 2.55pm the quickly evacuate untill at least 6pm to make sure all the moyles mojo has leaked from the other items in your house.

How To Use Your Doll
Once you have the sprit of moyles in your doll you can now begin to try and harm him. I suggest you start by laying out all available sharp objects in front of the doll ready. I suggest startingon the neck area to hopefully bring on a bout of laryngitis which will keep him of the air and save others being brainwashed by his ridiculous radio program. Failing that the heart is a good place to go for. with any luck fatty will keel over while tucking into a mars bar.

Disclaimer
Knives are sharp..... i take no responsibility for anybody harming them selves whilst carrying out atrocities on the body of Moyles....

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